Hi. My name is Vivek and my life is Harry Potter, so nothing hurts.

"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry."
- Ernest Hemingway

"As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me."
- George Orwell

"Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death."
- William Goldman

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    Bear-free America? Sign me up.

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    Obama 2012! Colbert 2016! Let’s do it, America! :D

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    Except there are only 38 dead presidents. Otherwise amazing.

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    I would like at least one of these posters. Probably the dead presidents one.

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    even if the campaign is over, these are still hilarious.

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